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Under house arrest…(you don’t see me here)
I’m not fluent in Idiot, so please speak very slowly to me
Do I look like a friggin’ people person?
Restraining orders are just another way of saying “I love you”
Revenge – the reason I get up each day
I hear voices and they don’t like you
I don’t discriminate – I hate everyone
Practice safe sex – go fuck yourself
Talk nerdy to me
Are you trying to piss me off?
You have my complete attention … until something better comes along
Heaven doesn’t want you and Hell is afraid you’ll take over
Everyone is entitled to be stupid … but you are abusing the privilege
I’m not ignoring you – you’re just not worth noticing
Your ridiculous opinion has been duly noted
Strangers have the best candy
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Does it look like I care?
I reach my goal by lowering my standards
…And your whiny, crybaby opinion would be?
I don’t suffer from insanity … I enjoy every minute of it